Coincidence?

   Well, the hunger games trilogy is house of love triangles, isn't it? Everyone knows about the main one—Katniss, Peeta and Gale—, but there are actually more of them spread over the books. Little ones that no one notices, but that we the masonians take care of examining.
   I've come to realize that, despite being completely different characters, Johanna and Clove Kentwell—the girl tribute from District 2 on the 74ᵗʰ hunger games—share the exact same love triangle (or not. We might have made up some of the triangles, but they seem pretty accurate to us).
   They both love one boy (Finnick and Cato, respectively) that utterly friendzones them to be with another girl (Annie and Glimmer, though Cato actually being in a relationship with Glimmer is not true. She's just a cunt, and Cato loves da legs). They both use another boy to drown their pities (Gale and Marvel). Not loving them, but basically using them as a snot rag. Oh, and they're both flat-chested. It has nothing to do with the triangles, but it's another detail that bonds them together.
   By the way, the fact that they have practically the same face in the comic is not one of their similarities. I'm just a drawer with the same-face syndrome.

Johinnick bit.

Here we have two possible situations:
  —Someone (most likely to be Chaff) made a really bad joke...
  —Someone (most likely to be a capitol escort of one of the tributes) tried to hit on Finnick...
...and Johanna is about to slaughter them, while Finnick holds a chuckle.

And yeah, the marker got a little dry up the corner.

Da gang.

From left to right: 

38-year-old Katniss Everdeen holding her seven-month-old baby Rye. Her sixty-three and old as HECK mother (still unnamed) staring at them from behind the couch. Peeta Mellark (same age as his wife/just girlfriend/whatever) holding his daughter, five-year-old Willow, and smirking at a 40-year-old Gale Hawthorne (dang!), who's going through an existential crisis while he keeps a (hold your ballsack) 42-YEAR-OLD Johanna Mason from biting a 44-year-old Annie Cresta's face off. Behind the couch, a very surgeried Effie Trinket, somewhere between 50 and 60 years old, and a 63-year-old Haymitch Abernathy who doesn't give an exact damn about anything anymore and has become an integral sugar daddy. He's scratching Johanna's hair like he still has a chance after she winked at him in that elevator twenty-one years ago. Anyway, playing cards down the coach are a 20-year-old Amorphus Odair and a 19-year-old Finnick Junior Hawthorne. Obviously, the winner is Finnick Junior, since he teached Amorphus how to play wrong on purpose so he always gets his lunch money. Someone's taking mama's genes.

Motherhood.

Why am I obsessed with this subject?